Why did the sponge refuse to clean the toilet? It didn't want to soak up the drama!

What did the plunger say to the toilet brush? Let's plunge into action!

Why did the toilet lid go to therapy? It had trouble opening up!

What did the soap say to the bath towel? Let's make a clean sweep!

Why did the fly refuse to leave the bathroom? It was really attracted to the smell!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom on a roll!

Why did the soap refuse to share the bathroom? It was a real bar hog!

What did the toilet say to the mirror? You reflect my inner beauty!

What do you call a magical bathroom? A lavatory!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet on St. Patrick's Day? You're looking a little green!

Why did the bathroom get a ticket? It was loitering around!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It felt drained!

Why did the drain get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom feature? The ship sink!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had emotional bubbles!

Why did the sponge go to the bathroom? It heard it was soaking!

What's a ghost's favorite bathroom appliance? The boo bidet!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It was backed up with emotions!

How did the toilet paper find a date? It swiped right on a roll!

Why do ghosts love bathrooms? They love to boo-boo!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop looking at me, I'm basin!