Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why couldn't the bicycle find the bathroom? Because it was two-tired!
What's a skeleton's favorite thing about the bathroom? The toilet-bowls!
Why do bees have sticky hair after using the bathroom? Because they use honeycombs!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the calendar go to the bathroom? To get a fresh start!
What did one hat say to the other hat in the bathroom? You stay there, I'll go on ahead!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad breath? Megasoreass!
What do you call it when a cow goes to the bathroom? Moovement!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the leaf? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!
Why did the toilet paper sit in the bathroom for hours? It was on a roll!
Why didn't the bicycle stay up by itself? It was two tired!
Why did the toilet paper roll away from home? It wanted some space!
What did the toilet say to the bidet? Fancy meeting you here!
Why did the shampoo run out of the bathroom? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What did the air freshener say to the bathroom? Let's clear the air!
Why did the plunger feel unappreciated? It was always getting the shaft!
What did the sink say to the drain? Let's not go down the wrong path!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road twice? To roll over some new experiences!
Why did the soap opera star visit the bathroom? To clean up the drama!
What did the toilet say to the shower curtain? Let's not curtain our friendship!
Why did the toilet paper have a bad day? It couldn't handle the pressure!