Why did the plunger go to school? To unclog its potential!

What do you call a bathroom with a squeaky door? A squeak-easy!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're all washed up!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet after a long day? You've really been through a lot of crap!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You're tearing me apart!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The Great Poo-dini!

What did the toilet say to the tired plumber? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It couldn't find a good date!

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? I can't handle your drainage issues!

Why did the toothpaste go to the bathroom? It wanted to paste itself into the conversation!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub on Valentine's Day? Let's take a dip together!

What do you call a bathroom with a sense of humor? A laught-eroom!

What did the soap say to the faucet? Stop running all over me!

What did one flea say to the other flea in the bathroom? Should we take a bath or flea?

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the bathroom? He didn't have the guts!

Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To ex-scare-cise!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? We make a great clean team!

Why did the soap bring a tissue to the bathroom? It heard someone was feeling a little runny!

Why did the toilet paper go to the Halloween party? It heard they were giving out sheet masks!

What do you get when you cross a bathroom and a math problem? A number two pencil!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were playing some great plaque music!