Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? Because it's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the poop? To get to the bottom of it!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom with a cold? A snotty bear!

Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the bathroom? To sit on her royal throne!

Why did the bathroom toilet paper blush? It saw the other rolls with their pants down!

What do you call it when you eat beans and use the bathroom at the same time? A toot and poop!

Why did the toilet fire the janitor? He kept pushing his buttons!

What did the bathroom cleaner say to the commode? Quit stalling and let's get flushing!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom? It couldn't take the crap anymore!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil in the bathroom.

What does a skeleton use to clean his bathroom? A toilet brush...bone!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel your pain, we both get flushed!

Why did the toilet paper go to the art exhibit? It wanted to brush up on culture!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet on vacation? Let's flush out the stress!

Why did the soap call a plumber? It had a leaky backstory!

What did the toilet say to the shower after a long day? Let's wash our problems away!

Why did the toothbrush break up with the floss? It didn't want to be strung along!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom eating honey? A sticky situation!

Why did the toilet paper roll away from the sink? It wanted to explore new horizons!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's lather up some fun!

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the toilet brush? It felt too scrubbed the wrong way!