What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom instrument? The trom-bone!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It wanted to catch a peek at the competition!

What did one shower say to the other? I'm all washed up on this conversation!

Why did the paper towel roll its eyes? It was fed up with all the spills!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's plunge into a deeper relationship!

What did the toothpaste say to the floss? Don't brush me off!

Why did the faucet go to school? It wanted to become a running joke!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's take a plunge together!

What did one sock say to the other sock? Let's toe-tally be friends!

Why did the towel get in trouble at school? It was caught drying off the principal!

What did the deodorant say to the body spray? You're the scent of my life!

Why did the toilet paper get a job? It needed to make some paper!

What did the mirror say to the scale? Reflect on that for a minute!

Why did the bathtub feel guilty? It knew it had been draining energy!

What did the toilet say to the garbage can? Let's flush out a plan!

What did the bath rug say to the bath mat? Let's tread lightly!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It was getting too clingy!

What did the showerhead say to the bathtub? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the bar of soap break up with the sponge? It felt like it was being squeezed too much!

What did the sink say to the bathtub? You're always hogging the water!

Why did the poop emoji start a band? It was really good at making number two!