Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush? It didn't want to get involved in a messy situation!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet in a race? 'I'm number one!'

Why did the computer go to the bathroom? To download some files!

Why did the saliva go to school? It wanted to be a little spit!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? 'You're snot alone!'

Why do turkeys go to the bathroom in groups? They prefer a fowl odor!

How does a vampire clean its bathroom? With a bat-tub!

Why did the bathroom break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the germ go to the party alone? Because it didn't have anyone to flu with!

Why was the spider polite? Because it used its spinnerets!

What did one plant say to the other plant? How do you photosynthesize?

Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

Why did the dad tomato get mad at the baby tomato? Because it was acting ketchup!

Why did the man put his money in the blender? To make liquid assets!

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I am coming down with something!

Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because its days were numbered!

Why did the bee brush his hair? He wanted to look bee-autiful!

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to work? To assist with number two!

Why did the bacteria join the basketball team? Because they heard they could score a lot of points!

Why do mushrooms go to parties? Because they are fungi!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Is there any room to spare?