Why did the toilet paper go to the bar? It heard it was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper fail the test? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you up for a little peer pressure?

What did the soap say to the dirty hand? I've got you covered!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're making me feel drained!

Why was the toilet paper yelling? Because it saw a brown note!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bathtub? You're draining me of all my patience!

Why did the toilet paper jump in the ocean? It wanted to wipe out all the waves!

Why did the toilet paper roll on the floor? It got stuck on a roll!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You are unflush-able!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little bubbly!

What do you call a bathroom filled with rabbits? A hare-y situation!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It needed a brush up on its skills!

Why do farts smell? For the benefit of the hearing impaired!

What do you call it when you bring your phone to the bathroom? A download!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom floor? I've got you covered!

Why did the tissue paper go to the party? It heard it was going to be a tear-jerker!

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? Let's keep things clean between us!

What do you call it when you get goosebumps on the toilet? An eek-scretion!

Why did the poop go to the party? It wanted to get down!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the poop's shoe!