What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look like you've had a rough day!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had issues with tearing itself apart!

Why couldn't the bicycle find his way out of the bathroom? It was stuck in the toilet cycle.

What do you call a dinosaur that's really good at cleaning the bathroom? A scrub-a-saurus.

How does a skeleton clean his bathroom? With a toilet brush!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget his crap.

Why did the bacteria go to the party? Because they heard they could mingle with all the viruses!

Why did the seagull refuse to go to the bathroom? It didn't give a crap.

What did the toilet say to the plumber? You're the only one who gets me.

How does a pig get clean? It takes a ham bath.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the bathroom? Because it ran out of juice.

Why did the chewed-up gum refuse to go into the bathroom? It didn't want to go down the drain.

What did one sink say to the other sink during a leak? Let's plug this situation!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to the bathroom? To jot down some ideas!

What did the soap bar say to the loofah? Let's scrub in style!

Why did the toothbrush go to the party alone? It didn't want to share the spotlight!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet about new experiences? Let's plunge into the unknown!

Why did the soap bar go to the comedy roast? It wanted to clean up the jokes!

What did one sink say to the other sink about being a good team? Let's keep the flow going!

Why did the soap opera actor go to the bathroom? To wash away the drama!

What did the toilet say to the plunger on Valentine's Day? You really suck me in!