What did the plunger say when it got stuck? Plunge on, don't let anything hold you back!

Why did the soap opera get a standing ovation? It left the audience squeaky clean with its plot twists!

What did one toilet say to the bidet? Water you up to, spraying me with your jokes!

Why did the shower head get hired as a comedian? It knows how to deliver a good clean joke!

What did the toilet paper trail behind? It wanted to roll out the red carpet for good humor!

Why did the scarecrow refuse to use the restroom? Because he was already outstanding in his field!

What do you call a bathroom at the beach? A shell-fie station!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the restroom's crack!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A stink tank!

Why did the bathroom go to therapy? It had too many issues!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to go to the party? It was feeling wiped out!

What do you call constipated detectives? Gumshoos!

Why was the toilet paper a good therapist? It listened to everyone's crap!

How do you annoy a bathroom scale? Give it too much weight!

Why was the toilet so good at poker? It always had a flush!

What do you call a bathroom with a rusty sink? A red flag!

Why did the bathroom get a restraining order? It just couldn't handle any more dumps!

What do you call a bathroom under renovation? A construction zone!

Why don't ghosts like going to the bathroom? Because they get scared sheetless!

Did you hear about the shy toilet paper? It was too scared to unroll!

What did the bathroom mirror say to the toilet? You crack me up!