Why did the soap feel alone? It thought it was all washed up!

Why was the toilet always late? It had a lot on its plate!

Why did the sink attend therapy? It needed to drain its troubles!

Why did the nose go to the party? It wanted to pick up some boogies!

What did one faucet say to the other faucet? Stop running your mouth!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the shower curtain!

Why did the sink witness a crime? Because it's always plugged!

Why did the soap call the police? It caught the dirt red-handed!

What did one germ say to the other germ? Let's make a dirty deal!

Why did the toilet feel lonely? It was left in the dark!

What do you call a bathroom musician? John P. Flush!

Why did the toilet seat file a complaint? It felt constantly flushed!

Why did the germs have a party in the toilet? They wanted to spread the fun!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom floor? You're a little flushed!

Why did the soap opera star get cast in the bathroom? It had great chemistry!

What do you call a bathroom monster? The toilet gobbler!

What did the plunger say to the clogged sink? Let's dive in together!

Why did the soap get voted most popular in school? It had bubbly personality!

What do you call an itchy bathtub? Scrub-a-dub-itchy!

Why did the sink envy the toilet? It had a lot of bowls to fill!