Why was the toilet paper chasing the rolls? It was on a roll!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet? It just couldn't handle the dirt!

Why did the soap get a divorce? It couldn't handle the slippery slope!

How does a bee clean itself? With bee-hind polish!

Why did the toilet enjoy reading romance novels? It loved a good love seat!

What do you call a bathroom with good manners? Toilet-trained!

Why did the bathroom make a great comedian? It always had a solid number two joke!

Why did the towel get a speeding ticket? It was on a roll!

What do you call a bathroom with no soap? A dirty trick!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-barian!

Why did the math book go to the bathroom alone? It had too many problems to solve!

Why did the little strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

Why was the baby pamper unhappy? Because it was feeling poopy!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the Pooh-phane!

What do you call nuts who love each other? Walnut oil!

Why was the plunger always tired? It had too much to plunge into!

Why did the toothbrush win an award? Because it always brushed up on the competition!

What did the toilet say at the party? Let's get this potty started!

Why did the soap stop playing hide and seek? It didn't want to get washed out!

Why did the toilet paper need therapy? It had deep-seated issues!

Why did the toilet become a comedian? It had everyone in stitches!