What do you call a bathroom spider? A toilet tarantula!

Why did the soap jump out of the bathtub? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What did the hot dog say after taking a bath? I'm on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to class? In case he needed to jot something down!

Why did the cow sit on the toilet? Because it wanted to make dairy air!

Why did the germ feel like it was on top of the world? Because it was on top of a tissue!

Why did the scientist take out a calendar during an experiment? To record his findings!

Why was the sponge so absorbent? It soaked up all the compliments!

Why did the toilet seat feel left out? It always thought it was the butt of the joke!

Why did the toilet paper get a raise? It went above and beyond the roll of duty!

Why did the toothbrush feel alone? It couldn't handle the bristles with its problems!

Why did the soap feel bubbly? It was always lathering up attention!

Why did the toilet paper feel like a king? It was always on a royal roll!

Why did the bath towel go on strike? It was tired of getting used!

Why did the toilet brush feel used? It always got the bristles of the problem!

Why was the bathroom fan in high demand? It always blew away the competition!

Why did the toothpaste celebrate? It had a lot to smile about!

Why did the bathroom scale feel heavy? It couldn't handle the weight of its issues!

What did the soap say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper join a band? It had a good rap!

What's a toilet's favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell!