What did the lipstick say to the mirror? You look fine!

Why was the toilet paper so shy? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The Great Doodini!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist in the bathroom? Give them a used toilet brush!

What's a bathroom's favorite song? Flush It Away!

What do you call a dinosaur that cleans up after itself? A spotless Rex!

Why do bathroom scales play the piano? They always hit the right notes!

How does a bathroom mirror greet people? Reflectively!

Why did the toilet paper get into a fight? It was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper attend art class? It wanted to learn to sketch better rolls!

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Hide and go leak!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share the bathroom? Because it was bristly!

What's a bathroom's favorite flower? Rolls-es!

Why did the soap bar go to therapy? It had too many issues!

What's a toilet's favorite book? War and Pee!

Why did the bathroom get so nervous? It had stage fright!

How did the toilet paper propose to its crush? With a ring around the finger!

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? Because it was on a roll!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a pig? Frost-bacon!

Why did the bacteria skip school? Because they were feeling a bit flushed!

Why did the bee use the bathroom? It needed some relief!