What do you call a bathroom magician? The Great Plungerini!

Why do bathroom ghosts love to hang out in the tub? Because they get to boo bubbles!

Why did the unicorn bring toilet paper to the party? Because it heard things were getting pretty wild!

Why did the soap jump out of the bath? It wanted to be as clean as a whistle!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist? It had a cavity to fill!

Why did the toilet paper go to a fancy party? It wanted to show off its good sheet!

How do you fix a broken toilet? With a plunger cover band!

Why did the sink blush? Because it saw the toothbrush holder!

What did the napkin say to the food? Let me wipe that smile off your face!

Why did the soap run away from the bath? It heard it was going to get scrubbed!

Why did the toilet roll blush? Because it saw the bathroom doing the wiping!

Why couldn't the toilet paper make a speech? It was feeling too flushed!

What did the bathroom mirror say to the other mirror? I reflect you!

Why did the soap look worried? It heard the shower was coming clean!

Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It missed its old pal, the flush!

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? Stop following me, I'm wiped.

Why did the toilet paper roll disappear? It was on a roll.

Why was the scarecrow awarded? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a pile of cats in the bathroom? A litter box!

Why did the soap have a meltdown? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the shower curtain get jealous? It felt overshadowed!