Why did the germ go to the comedy show? It heard they had a good spread!

What do you call a bathroom on wheels? A mobile bowel!

What did one booger say to the other booger? You're just stuck up!

Why did the bacteria join the choir? They wanted to sing in harmony!

What did one hair say to the other hair? I'm falling for you!

Why did the soap get angry? It felt like it was being rubbed the wrong way!

What did the toilet say to the uncooperative soap? You're really draining me!

Why did the gum go to the sock? It wanted to stick around!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop your dripping!

Why did the gum cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken's foot!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? Do you want to have a brush with me?

Why was the toothbrush arrested? For brushing too close to the gums!

What did the sock say to the foot? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the attachment!

What did the paper towel say to the spill? I've got you covered!

What did the tissue say to the germ? You're snot welcome here!

Why did the germ get a promotion? It had a good work ethic!

What did the poop say to the toilet? You're the best seat in the house!

What did the toilet say to the shower? I'm feeling drained!

Why did the plunger refuse to fix the clog? It needed time to plunge into its thoughts!

What did one vomit bag say to the other? I can't stomach you!