Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? It wanted to cut a rug!

What did the sink say to the bath mat? You're really soaking it all in!

Why did the toilet flush its emotions? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

Why did the toilet paper roll sideways? Because it wanted to see the crack!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop looking flushed!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a clean graduate!

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? It wanted to dance with a roll!

Why did the toilet clog? Because it had too much crap to deal with!

What did the smelly foot say to the nose? I toe-tally stink!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush? It was tired of being handled roughly!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I'm flush with feelings for you!

What did one poop say to the other? You're really in the gutter!

What did the toilet bowl say to the sink? You're really draining!

Why did the soap refuse to clean? It needed a scrubbing break!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Stop raining on my parade!

How does the toothpaste take pictures? It uses the toothbrush as a camera!

Why did the bathroom break out into song? It had a lot of pipes!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? I think we need some space!

Why did the toilet wear sunglasses? It had too much shine!

What did one booger say to the other? Stop picking on me!

Why did the sink go to therapy? It had a draining emotional experience!