What did the soap say to the shower? Let's get lathered up!

Why did the toothpaste go on strike? It needed a fluoride negotiation!

Why did the cheese go to the bathroom? To cut the cheese!

What did the toilet say to the poop? You're the biggest turd I've ever seen!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly beary!

What did one eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells!

Why couldn't the bicycle find the restroom? It was two tired!

What do you call a fairy using the restroom? Stinkerbell!

What did the soap say to the rubber duck? Let's make some bubbles together!

Why did the shower curtain refuse to close? It was feeling a little exposed!

What did the toilet lid say to the toilet seat? Take a load off, we all need a break sometimes!

Why did the toothpaste get in trouble at school? It was caught with a tube of glue!

What did one toilet plunger say to the other? We're plunging into action together!

Why did the bathtub want to redecorate? It was tired of its outdated look!

Why did the soap refuse to lather up? It was feeling foamy-only about itself!

What do you call a singing bathroom? A loo-performing arts center!

Why did the germ refuse to play hide and seek? Because it didn't want to be found!

Why did the toothbrush go to jail? It was caught in a plaque operation!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You look flushed, are you feeling okay?

What did the soap say to the bathroom floor? Stop being so slippery, I don't want to fall for you!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet bowl? It was tired of being taken for granted!