Why did the soap get in trouble? It kept slipping up!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? We've got a lot of crap to deal with!

Why did the toilet paper run a marathon? To prove it had endurance!

Why did the soap avoid the mirror? It didn't want to face itself!

What's a toilet's favorite superhero? The Flash...flush!

Why did the booger refuse to budge? It was stuck on the idea!

What did one loofah say to the other? Let's scrub-a-dub-dub!

Why did the toilet paper roll go to bed? It wanted to lay down for the night!

What did one toe say to the other toe? You're really nailin' it!

Why did the goldfish get an award? It had the best fin-troduction!

What did the shower head say to the faucet? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the hair gel break up with the hair? It couldn't handle the split ends!

What did the tissue say to the runny nose? Blow it away!

Why did the mold go to school? To get cultured!

What did the foot say to the shoe? Sole mates!

Why did the soap keep falling? It couldn't find its balance!

What did one slug say to the other? Let's slime together!

Why did the drain clog up? It was feeling emotionally drained!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's take the plunge together!

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Let's stick together, we can crack this!

Why did the nose refuse to pick a fight? It didn't want to pick a side!