What did one toilet say to the other when they broke up? We're going down the drain!

Why did the soap bubble up with excitement? It was feeling bubbly!

What did the toilet say when it won the lottery? I'm feeling flush!

Why did the soap bar go to therapy? It needed to clean up its past!

What did one toilet say to the other during an argument? Let's work this out together!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? I think we make a great pair!

Why was the toilet paper experiencing writer's block? It couldn't find its muse!

What did one faucet say to the other? Stop spouting nonsense!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You're always on top of things!

Why did the soap call in sick? It was feeling lathergic!

What did one toilet say to the other? We really need to stick together!

Why did the toilet paper receive a medal? For outstanding cleaniness!

Why did the toilet get embarrassed? It saw the plunger without its cover on!

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had too many repressed memories!

What did the toilet say when it saw a plumber? We've gotta flush this out!

Why did the toilet paper end up in the principal's office? It was causing a disturbance!

Why did the toilet paper enroll in acting classes? It wanted to be a leading role!

What's a toilet's favorite game show? The Price is Right...toilet paper!

What's a toilet's favorite musical instrument? The tuba!

Why did the shower head blush? It saw someone naked!

What did one towel say to the other? We really soak up the limelight!