Why did the germ bring a ladder to the bathroom? It heard the toilet bowl was full of heights!

Why don't skeletons ever go to the bathroom? They don't have the guts!

Why did the smartphone break up with the toilet? It said they just weren't on the same roll!

Why did the toilet call the plumber? It had a leaky relationship!

How do you start a party in a bathroom? You shower everyone with invitations!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were brushing up on their moves!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little cleaner!

How does a vampire clean its teeth? With a fang-tastic toothbrush!

Why did the mirror go to therapy? It couldn't handle its own reflection!

What's a witch's favorite part of the bathroom? The cauldron!

Why did the germ start a band? It wanted to spread its music!

How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!

Why did the germ go to the party alone? It couldn't find anyone to go viral with!

What did one bathtub say to the other? I'm feeling drained!

Why did the cheese go to the bathroom? It wanted to be a little brie-der!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's make a splash together!

Why was the toilet paper always invited to parties? It was on a roll!

How do you make a bathroom laugh? You flush it with jokes!

Why did the soap tell a secret? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did one towel say to the other towel? You're looking towel-rific today!

Why did the toilet paper feel sick? It was feeling a little flushed!