Why was the soap always happy? It lived in bubbly times!

Why did the germ go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays!

Why did the mirror visit the doctor? It couldn't see itself getting better!

What did one bathtub say to the other? Stop draining me of my secrets!

Why did the germ break up with the soap? It wanted a cleaner relationship!

How does a ghost poop? It just screams it out!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the shelf? It wanted to be on a roll!

What did one sponge say to the other sponge? Let's soak up every moment!

Why did the soap call the sink? It needed to wash its hands of a relationship!

Why did the germ get thrown out of the comedy club? It couldn't handle the hygiene!

How does a whale keep clean? It uses a splash of water!

Why don't spiders use the bathroom? They have too many legs to sit down!

Why did the soap get nervous at the party? It wasn't used to being the new bar!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? We're in a sticky situation!

How does a vampire brush its teeth? With fang paste!

Why did the germ feel lonely? It couldn't find any bacteria to hang out with!

How do you get a dolphin to stop stinking? You give it some tide!

Why did the toilet paper feel sick? It thought it had a roll infection!

What did one shampoo bottle say to the other shampoo bottle? Let's lather up a good time!

Why was the soap always anxious? It was always worried it would slip up!

How do you wake up a bathroom? You give it a splash of cold water!