Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did one toilet say to the other? Stop making such a stink!
Why did the germ feel lonely? It couldn't find a cell mate!
What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper? Are you on a roll?
Why was the soap so talkative? It loved to lather on!
What do you call a smelly dinosaur? A stinkosaurus!
Why was the math book so sad in the bathroom? It had too many problems to solve!
Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It had to peel out!
What did the sink say to the faucet? Water you up to?
Why do toilets make terrible comedians? They always crack up!
Why was the toilet paper roll in a hurry? It had to get to the bottom line!
What did one bathtub say to the other? You really bowl me over!
Why was the shower curtain so good at its job? It kept things under wraps!
What's a toilet's favorite game? Flush and seek!
Why did the soap bar refuse to go in the bathroom? It had a sinking feeling!
Why was the toilet brush such a bad dancer? It had too many moves to clean up!
How does a bathroom clock introduce itself? Give me a minute!
What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A commodeian!
Why was the soap bar always gossiping? It loved to spread rumors!
What did the jokester say after using the bathroom? That was a real knee-slapper!
What's a toilet's favorite music genre? Flop and roll!
Why did the toilet paper roll uphill? It wanted to get some exercise!