What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin what I'm saying?

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little b-ar-soap!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A stallion!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? In case it needed to take notes!

Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them too!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet's crack!

Why did the toilet seat file a police report? It was assaulted!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrr!

What did one corn say to the other corn? You make me stalk raving mad!

Why did the toilet paper stick to the shoe? It got wiped out!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Are you paste-ing around?

Why did the toilet paper refuse to jump off the cliff? It was afraid of hitting rock bottom!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed!

Why did the nose refuse to work? It didn't want to pick up any more boogers!

How do you organize a space party in the bathroom? You planet!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Salmonella!

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It just couldn't erase its mistakes!

Why don't scientists trust atoms in the bathroom? Because they make up everything!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're looking flushed!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you okay? You look flushed!