Why did the hand sanitizer go to school? To get a little hands-on experience!

What did the toilet paper say to the pencil? You're always drawing crap!

Why did the soap go to the party? It heard they were handing out extra lathers!

What did one toilet brush say to the other toilet brush? Let's get in scrubbing shape!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work overtime? It needed a break from all the brushing!

What did the pee say to the toilet bowl? You're a receptacle of honor!

Why did the gum go to the dentist? To stick it to the man!

What did the soap say when it fell on the floor? I'm feeling a little dirty now!

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? It wanted to get in on the roll!

What did one poop say to the other poop? You look flushed!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To spread some culture!

What do you call it when a toilet is embarrassed? A flush of shame!

Why did the toilet paper roll go to school? It wanted to get its degree in wiping!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I've got you covered!

Why did the nose always get invited to parties? It knew how to pick a winner!

Why was the toilet paper rolling down the street? It wanted to be on a roll!

What did the toilet bowl say to the sink? You're looking a little drained!

Why did the toilet paper roll cross the road? To get to the bottom of things!

What did the plumber say to the toilet? U-bend over!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were handing out extra brushes!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a pop star? John Quydo!