What did the sink and toilet get in a fight about? Who's the biggest drain on society!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? It heard there was a party going on!

What do you call a bathroom stall that's always occupied? A popular party spot!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the soap? It just couldn't hold it together!

What did the toilet say when it ran out of toilet paper? Oh, sheet!

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the toilet? It was a weighty issue!

What did the soap say to the toilet? You're looking flushed today!

Why did the bathroom stall go to therapy? It needed to work through some issues!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the soap? They were on a roll with cleaning up!

What did the sink say to the toilet? We make a great pair!

Why did the bathroom mirror break up with the sink? It couldn't handle the reflection!

What did the soap say to the toilet paper? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet paper file for divorce from the tissue? It couldn't handle the tears!

What did the soap say to the toilet? Let's clean up together!

Why did the sink break up with the bathtub? They just couldn't find the right drain!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the soap? They couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet paper say to the sink? Let's wipe the slate clean!

Why did the toilet paper roll across the bathroom? To get to the crack!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Flush!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to wipe out the competition!