What did one germ say to the other germ? Let's go viral!

Why did the nose refuse to fight? It didn't want to pick a booger!

Why was the math book so constipated? It had too many problems!

Why did the broom go to the bathroom? It heard it was a sweeping trend!

What did the fart say to the toilet? You're such a gas!

Why did the toilet paper roll around the yard? It was on a roll!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What did the poop say to the toilet? You're such a great listener!

Why couldn't the toilet bowl hold a conversation? It kept getting flushed with emotion!

What did one fart say to the other? Let's blow this joint!

Why did the sink break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the drain on the relationship!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Pop!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the cliff? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!

What did one toilet say to the other? I'm flushed with excitement to see you!

Why was the soap depressed? It was feeling washed up!

How do you unlock the bathroom door in an emergency? With a poo key!

Why did the shower head break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What's a toilet's favorite dessert? Poo-ding!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It needed a break, it was wiped out!

What did the hand soap say to the face soap? You're a real scrub!