Why did the tissue go to school? It wanted to be a little more cultured!

What did one poop say to the other? You stink!

Why don't skeletons go to the bathroom? They don't have the guts!

What do you call a fake fart? A faux pas!

Why did the fart go to therapy? It had some serious gas issues!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Flash-ood!

What do you call a bathroom full of comedians? A stand-up shower!

Why did the shower take a nap? It was feeling drained!

What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away!

Why was the bath so smart? It had a lot of soapius!

What do you call a toilet that makes jokes? A commode-ian!

Why was the rubber ducky so sad? It felt a little deflated!

What kind of underwear does a potty wear? Depends!

Why did the mirror break? It couldn't handle its own reflection!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Stop cutting me off mid-sentence!

Why did the toilet paper run out of steam? It was on a roll!

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? Puns and stalls!

Why did the sink blush? It saw the plug!

What did the toilet say to the septic tank? You're full of crap!

Why did the soap cry? It was feeling washed up!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a computer? A blog!