Why did the snot go to school? To get a little more phlegm-education!

What did one nostril say to the other? Stop picking on me!

Why don't you ever hear toilet paper play music? Because it's always stuck in the bathroom!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly pear!

Why was the math book constipated? Because it had too many problems!

What do you get when you mix a cat and a dog? Literally, a CATastrophe!

Why don't skeletons fight at the bathroom? They don't have the guts for it!

What did the mirror say to the sink? You look flushed!

Why was the belt so happy? It held up so well!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Don't rub it in!

How did the dirt stay clean? It had a mud mask!

Why did the toilet paper roll downhill? To get to the bottom!

What did the sink say to the drain? Stop taking me for granite!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it's tearable!

What did one glove say to the other glove? I've got you covered!

Why did the nose always get invited to parties? Because it always knows how to pick a winner!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to clean up its act!

What washes up on tiny beaches? Micro-waves!

How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!

What did one egg say to the other egg? You crack me up!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the toilet!