What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? R&B (Rinse and Brush)!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It had a brush with danger!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Stop squatting on my territory!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? It wanted to take notes!

What did the hand soap say to the water? Let's make a clean team!

Why did the toilet paper roll get a job? It wanted to be on a roll!

What did one bathtub say to the other? I'm so drained!

Why did the toilet get in trouble? It couldn't control its flushes!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the plunger? They had a draining relationship!

What did the bathtub say to the shower? You're too draining!

Why did the soap call for backup? It was cornered in the sink!

What did the toilet do on its day off? It went bowl-ing!

Why did the toilet lid complain? It felt flushed with frustration!

What did the toilet brush say to the shower curtain? Stop hiding behind me!

Why did the toothbrush go broke? It couldn't handle the daily grind!

What's a plumber's favorite ice cream flavor? Pipe-reem!

Why was the sink so emotional? It couldn't keep its faucet shut!

What did the toilet seat say to the lid? You're always on top of me!

Why did the toilet paper run out of patience? It couldn't tear the drama anymore!

What did the soap dish say to the bar of soap? Slide on over here!