Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's faster than walking!

What did the grape do when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waste of time!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!

Why did the germ break up with the microscope? It couldn't see things clearly anymore!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to unravel!

What did the toothbrush say to the tube of toothpaste? Squeeze me!

Why do bananas use sunscreen at the beach? They don't want to peel!

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

Why was the math book feeling nauseous? It had too many story problems!

What's a cow's favorite salad topping? Moo-stard!

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be stinkin' buddies!

Why did the pig go to the bathroom? Because it felt like bacon!

How does a ghost wash its hands? With boo-dy wash!

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It felt too rubbed the wrong way!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood-orange!

Why did the germ bring a suitcase to the microscope? It wanted to travel on a slide vacation!

What did one nose say to the other nose? You smell funny!

Why do farts always tell the best jokes? They're full of gas!

Why did the skeleton run up the bathroom wall? It heard the toilet flush!

How do you catch a squirrel in the bathroom? Climb up the shower curtain and act like a nut!