Why did the toilet refuse to flush? It was feeling pooped!

What did the toilet brush say to the sponge? Let's clean up this mess together!

Why did the bathtub feel like a star? It always had a good ring to it!

What did the toilet paper roll say to the floor mat? Let's roll with it!

Why did the cow sit on the toilet? It wanted to make dairy air!

Why did the bacteria go to the party? Because they heard it was gonna be a sick time!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? To get sharp!

Why did the germ cross the playground? To get to the slide!

Why did the robber take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels!

Why did the nose not want to go to the party? It didn't want to pick up any germs!

What do you call a bear that refuses to flush the toilet? A grizzly bear!

Why was the math book sad after using the bathroom? It had too many number twos!

What do you call a ghost in the bathroom? A toiletegeist!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? To get to the crack!

How does an astronaut fart in space? He lets it rip!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're flushed with success!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the toilet's privates!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get a little roll education!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom!

How does a male cow clean itself? With udderly soap!