Why did the germ go to the restroom? It had to take a tinkle!

What do you call it when you fart in an elevator? Wrong on so many levels!

Why don't skeletons go to the bathroom? Because they don't have the guts!

What did one toilet say to the other? You're the poop to my pee!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly pooper!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you!

What's a wizard's favorite type of music? Spell-binding melodies!

Why did the soap opera producer go bankrupt? He couldn't clean up in the ratings!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bathtub? You're always so full of yourself!

Why did the toilet flush twice? It had to pass gas!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really suck!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It just couldn't gel!

What did the garbage can say to the trash bag? You're a real bag of garbage!

Why did the razor quit its job? It couldn't handle the stress!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You clean up well!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had issues to work through!

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? You always have me covered!

Why was the toilet paper sad? It felt like it was being taken for granted!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? You're the perfect match for me!

Why was the bathroom so noisy? The toilet was singing the blues!

What did the plumbing say to the bathroom fixtures? Let's keep this relationship flowing!