How does a dog clean its ears? It uses paw swabs!

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had foot odor!

Why did the toilet paper roll out of the bathroom? It wanted to unwind.

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be stink buddies!

Why did the nose refuse to do any work? It didn't want to pick up any more boogers.

What do you call a bathroom without toilet paper? A crappy situation.

Why shouldn't you play hide and seek with stinky cheese? Because it's always cutting!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed today!

Why did the toilet flush on its own? It had a lot of pressure!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from!

Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom? It wanted to take care of some business!

What did one fart say to the other fart? You crack me up!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the butt naked!

How do you keep a tissue company profitable? Keep them running!

Why do noses sit on top of faces? Because they're full of snot!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a real bowl movement!

Why did the snot cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to get all rolled up in learning!

How does a ghost baby cry? Boo-hoo-hoo!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bar tender!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Aren't you glad we're both in the bathroom together?