Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the bathroom? It needed to do some number ones and number twos!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? Don't go down that drain, it's a slippery slope!

Why did the toilet paper go to a comedy show? It loves a good unroll of laughter!

Why did the toilet lid break up with the toilet seat? It said it needed some space!

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Unclog the toilet!

Why did the bathtub never pass math class? It could never find the right angle!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really suck at your job!

Why did the soap check into therapy? It had too many issues to work through!

How do you know if your shampoo is a good listener? It always lets you vent!

Why did the toilet paper go on strike? It felt wiped out from all the work!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Do you mind if I sit this one out?

Why did the sink win an award? It held the most water!

What did the poo emoji say to the toilet? I'm on a roll today!

Why couldn't the nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

What did one toilet say to the other? You look a little flushed!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to the party? In case it needed to make a note!

Why did the soap go to school? Because it wanted to be a bubbly student!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It couldn't find a clean getaway!

What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc!

Why was the keyboard always depressed? It had too many issues!

How did the phone propose to the television? With a ring!