Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to dinner? To figure out how much it can take!

What did one sink say to the other? We really need to clean up our act!

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the plunger? It just couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're so full of yourself!

Why was the toilet paper always excited? It couldn't contain itself!

What did the toilet say to the bath mat? You really have me floored!

What do you call a snake that works in a bathroom? A plum-ber!

Why did the bar of soap go to school? It wanted to be a clean student!

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the mirror? They couldn't reflect on their relationship!

What do you call a toilet that's always happy? Elated!

Why did the loofah break up with the soap? It couldn't handle the clinginess!

What did the q-tip say to the ear? You're all I've been hearing about!

Why did the faucet go to therapy? It had issues with letting things flow!

How do you embarrass an ancient Roman? Fill their bath with cold water!

Why did the nose go to the party? It wanted to pick up good scents!

What do you call a bear in a bathroom? A grizzly situation!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You're looking quite drained!

How do you avoid catching a cold? Don't shake hands with snot!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It couldn't handle the heat!

What did one shower head say to the other? Meet me at the tap!

Why don't burgers make good plumbers? They couldn't ketchup with the pipes!