What did the toilet say to the tissue? I feel wiped!

Why was the toilet paper embarrassed? It saw the bathroom stall open!

What do you call a toilet that's out of order? A stool sample!

What do toilets use to unclog their pipes? Plungers!

Why don't ghosts like using the bathroom? Because they're scared of the flush!

What did the hardworking toilet say at the end of the day? I'm wiped!

Why did the sink break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? You're looking flushed!

Why did the shower curtain blush? It saw the toilet unclog itself!

What did the toilet say to the shower? We're in this together!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard it was going to be a real tear-jerker!

What did the big flower say to the small flower? You're stinking cute!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!

Why did the cell phone wear glasses? It lost all its contacts!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!

Why did the toilet paper bring a suitcase to the party? Because it was rolling in the bathroom!

Why did the poop emoji go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flushed.

What do you call a bathroom superhero? Flush Gordon!

Why did the toilet blush? Because it saw the plumber's crack!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop leaking all the gossip!

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the shoe!