What did one sink say to the other sink? We're in this together!

Why did the toilet bowl blush? It saw the plumber's crack!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? I'm on a roll!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little more bubbly!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A bath-orbit!

Why did the toilet paper go to the Olympics? To compete in the butt relay!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet on Valentine's Day? You're my number one!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had too many emotional breakdowns!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? You're looking sharp today!

Why did the soap opera get canceled? Too many dirty plots!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl? You fill me up!

Why did the sink go to therapy? It had emotional drainage!

What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You make my world go round!

How does a ghost keep its bathroom clean? With boo retreat!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're looking fresh!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to listen to music? It didn't want to be unraveled!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bathtub? You're looking flushed today!

Why did the toilet paper maker go out of business? It couldn't handle the competition!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Let's roll together!

What do you call a toilet on a spaceship? An astro-loo!

Why did the bathroom mirror break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the reflection!