Why did the sponge go to the doctor? It was feeling all washed up!

What did the soap dish say to the shower caddy? Let's clean up this mess together!

Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It cleaned up its act!

What did the faucet say to the showerhead? Stop raining on my parade!

Why was the bathtub so popular? It had a great bubbly personality!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Can you handle this crap?

Why did the toilet seat go to therapy? It felt like it was always being pushed around!

Why did the toilet paper roll run out of room? It was on a roll!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a little cultured!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Water you doing?

Why was the soap late to the party? It got held up in the shower!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? You make me smile!

Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet bowl? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!

Why did the toilet paper feel queasy? It saw too much crap!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You always wipe me off my feet!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the bathroom stall!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop flushing around!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a hand sanitizer!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You suck at your job!

Why did the toilet run away? It couldn't handle all the crap!