What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You've got my back!

Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? We're in this together, so don't crack under pressure!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the party? In case it needed to doodoo some writing!

Why did the poop sit in the corner? It was feeling a little stool!

Why did the toilet paper get a job? It wanted to roll in the dough!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet!

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why did the janitor take a mop to the party? He heard they were mopping the floor!

Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because they would fall if they lifted the other one!

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger!

What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel!

Why did the belt go to the police? It was caught holding up a pair of pants!

Why did the baby cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer too long!

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around!

Why couldn't the computer take its hat off? It had a bad case of CAPS LOCK!

Why couldn't the napkin find its way home? It was lost in the sauce!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!

What did the toilet paper say to the notebook? I feel really wiped out today!