Why did the toilet paper feel dirty after going to the bathroom? It got caught up in the wrong roll!

Why did the burger go to the bathroom? It heard the toilet flush and wanted to ketchup!

Why did the germ bring luggage to the microscope? It was preparing for a germ-size vacation!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Stop rubbing me the wrong way!

Why did the germ take a photo with the microscope? It wanted a selfie on the slide!

How do you know when a germ is in a bad mood? It looks bacteria-d!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to talk at the dentist's office? It was worried about toothpaste leakage!

Why was the math book feeling queasy? It had too many word problems!

What did one germ say to the other germ? Let's stick together and multiply!

Why did the germ refuse to go on the microscope slide? It had stage fright!

Why do pens always have a good sense of humor? They have a lot of inkling about jokes!

Why was the germ afraid of the microscope? It saw its reflection and freaked out!

Why was the soap upset with the washcloth? It felt too rough around the edges!

What did the nose say to the handkerchief? I've got a lot on my plate right now!

Why did the toilet paper go to the White House? It heard the President needed a roll call!

Why did the germ plan a vacation with the microscope? It wanted to see the world on a slide adventure!

What did the toothbrush say to the tube of toothpaste at the dentist's office? Squeeze me in for a cleaning!

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? It had too many number two problems!

How do you catch a squirrel in the toilet? Climb up on the toilet paper roll and act nutty!

What did one soap say to the other soap? Let's stick together for a bubbly good time!

Why did the germ refuse to drink from the microscope's glass? It was afraid of catching lens-flu!