Why did the cow go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves!

What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? To find the nearest bathroom!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

Why was the belt unhappy? It had too many loops to go through!

What did one flea say to the other flea? Should we walk or take the dog?

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? It was two tired!

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a crop-duster!

Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley!

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? It heard the ringtone!

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? Because it was stuffed!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's brush up on our friendship!

What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? Thanks for always being there for me!

Why did the toilet take up painting? It wanted to leave a lasting impression!

What do you call a bathroom mirror that tells jokes? A reflector of humor!

Why did the bath towel feel lonely? It kept getting left hanging!