Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the little soap say to the big soap? Hey there, buddy bar!
Why did the toilet lid break up with the toilet seat? It needed some space!
Why did the toilet paper roll across the road? To get to the bathroom!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
Why was the math book feeling sick? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop making such a splash!
Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to become a scrub!
What do you call a cow in the bathroom? A Poo-dle.
Why was the mirror always happy? It loved reflecting on things.
Why did the hairbrush refuse to work? It was tired of dealing with tangles.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're really going places.
Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had athlete's foot.
Why did the pencil refuse to write in the bathroom? It didn't want to leak any information.
What did the tissue say to the phone? I've got you covered.
Why did the germ go to the party? It heard it was going viral.
What's a pirate's favorite bathroom fixture? The sink-arrr!
Why did the candle go to school? It wanted to be a brighter student.
What do you call a train full of chewing gum? A chew-chew train.
Why did the light bulb go to the doctor? It wasn't feeling very bright.
What's a skeleton's least favorite room? The bathroom, no guts, no glory.