Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? To take notes!

Why did the soap jump out of the bath? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What do you call a cow in the bathroom? A moo-ver and shaker!

Why was the bathroom so musical? Because it had a tuba toothpaste!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you up for some dirty dishes?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill sideways? It wanted to be on a roll!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You look a little flushed!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper roll end up in therapy? It had too many tearful stories!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to make an impact!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? You're so uplifting!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party alone? It didn't want to be squeezed in!

What do you call a pile of dirty laundry in the bathroom? A hamper of trouble!

Why did the hand soap go on strike? It felt like it was being taken for grime-ted!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? You're the bristliest friend I have!

Why did the shampoo and conditioner break up? They couldn't find a happy medium!

What did the bathroom scales do to relax? They took a weight off!

Why did the bath bomb go to therapy? It had a lot of fizzical issues!

What do you call a bathroom fixture that tells jokes? A commode-ian!

Why did the rubber ducky refuse to swim? It was afraid of getting wet feathers!