Why did the bacteria go to the party? Because they heard it was a germ-y affair.

What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? Frizz-bee.

Why did the toilet paper go to a party? It heard they were on a roll.

What did the soap say to the sponge? I've got you covered.

Why did the germ go to school? It wanted to be cultured.

Why was the shower curtain always cold? It was afraid of getting too close to the hot water.

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? Because it didn't want to be left hanging!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Are you feeling flushed?

Why did the cookie cry? Because it was feeling crumby!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? Because it saw the bathroom stall!

What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!

Why did the germ go to the party? Because it was a fungi!

Why couldn't the tissue make it to work? It got stuck in traffic!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To find a crack!

How does a vampire brush his teeth? With blood paste!

What did the soap say to the dirty washcloth? You're a disgrace!

Why did the chewing gum go to school? It wanted to be a smarty!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom activity? Poop-ourri!

Why did the mayonnaise blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little snot in it!