Why did the pencil bring a rubber to the party? In case it made a mistake!

Why was the math book resting? It had too many problems to solve!

Why did the skeleton always bring a tomato to the party? To have a little body with him!

Why did the bathroom scales lie to everyone? It didn't want to face the truth!

What do you call a horse who loves to drink tea? Sir Loin!

Why was the math book always happy? It loved having an even number of problems!

Why did the germ walk everywhere? It didn't want to catch the flu!

Why did the cookie crumble? Because it saw the milkshake!

Why was the paper angry? It had too many folds in its life!

Why did the chicken go to the baseball game? It heard they were playing foul!

Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the moooon!

Why did the tomato go to the party? It wanted to ketchup!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa, no hands!

Why was the pen always feeling blue? It had a case of the ink blues!

Why did the vampire go to the doctor? It was coffin too much!

Why did the germ feel lonely? It couldn't make any friends, they were all too-germy!

Why did the pizza maker go to the doctor? It kneaded to feel dough-kay!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were doing the brush-stroke!

Why did the bowl blush? It saw the spoon and fork spooning!

Why did the cheese feel threatened? It was always getting grated on!

Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to be sharp!