Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet say to the shower? I need some space to air out.
Why did the trash can cry in the bathroom? It saw too much garbage.
What did the shower say to the toilet? Stop hogging all the water.
Why did the toilet paper roll out of the party? It was on a roll.
How did the toilet paper get promoted? It wiped the competition.
Why did the bathtub feel lonely? It was always drained.
What do you call a piece of poo in a disco? The funky chunk.
Why did the potato go to the bathroom? Because it wanted to get mashed!
What did one faucet say to the other faucet? You're drip-tacular!
Why did the bacteria bring a ladder to the bathroom? It wanted to reach the toilet bowl!
Why did the toilet get a job? Because it was tired of sitting around all day!
What did the toilet say to the tissue? You're snot funny!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? The toilet bear!
What do you call a fish in the bathroom? A bath-tuna!
Why was the toilet paper always anxious? It had too many breakdowns!
What do you call a deer in the bathroom? Poop-on!
Why did the bacteria feel alone? Because they were single-celled organisms!
What's another name for a fart? A bum note!
Why was the toilet paper feeling philosophical? It was on a roll with deep thoughts!
What do you call a bathroom vent that tells jokes? A pun-elope!
Why did the hairdryer think it was better than the curling iron? It had a lot of hot air!