What does a bee do when it needs a bathroom break? It buzzes off!

Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the restaurant? It was sticking its neck where it didn't belong!

Why did the Ghostbusters go to the bathroom? To get rid of the haunted TP!

What's brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

What did the toilet say to the surprised man? Don't flush!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To get some stool samples!

Why did the toilet roll down the hill? It wanted to make a splash!

How do you know if a bathroom is haunted? You hear the toilet flushing on its own!

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bathrooms? They enjoy the spooky atmosphere!

Why did the tissue go to the gym? To stay ripped!

Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder to the bathroom? Because it heard it was going to be a high-tide!

What do you call a bear in a bathroom? Barely there!

How does a mermaid clean her bathroom? With a tub of bubbles!

What do you call a toothless rabbit? A gummy bear!

Why did the snot cry? Because it was tired of being picked on!

Why did the toothbrush join the gym? It wanted to brush up on fitness.

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You always come through for me in the end.

Why did the soap go to the comedy club? It wanted to wash away the seriousness.

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? We really make a clean sweep together.

Why did the toilet paper go to the library? It heard they had some good rolls on the shelves.

Why did the soap opera win an award? It had the most sudsy drama.