What do you call a bathroom at a seafood restaurant? A fish toilet!

Why was the shower curtain so good at comedy? It knew all the dirty jokes!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? Can I give you a flush of appreciation?

Why did the soap call the police? It was framed!

Why did the toilet break up with the sink? It couldn't handle the drainage in the relationship!

What's a cow's favorite place in the bathroom? The Moo-rror!

Why was the bathtub unhappy? It felt drained!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You clean up pretty well!

Why are ghost peppers the best at parties? Because they're a real scream!

Why did the firefly break up with the light bulb? It was looking for a brighter glow!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To explore new territories!

What's a vampire's favorite type of meat? Stake!

Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? To lay an egg!

Why did the pear go to the bathroom? It needed to relieve some pressure!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard they were rolling out the red carpet!

What does a mermaid use to clean her fins? Tide pods!

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? Because it wanted to get the party rolling!

Why was the ghost bad at cleaning? Because he always left a ghastly mess!

Why did the toilet paper need a lawyer? It was in a sticky situation!

Why did the singer go to the bathroom? To hit the high notes!

Why was the robot bad at cleaning? It kept sucking up!