What did the bathtub say to the shower curtain? Pull yourself together!

Why did the soap get emotional in the shower? It couldn't handle the waterworks!

Why did the mirror go to therapy? It had too many reflections on life!

Why did the soap bar break up with the liquid soap? It couldn't handle the competition!

What did the shower head say to the bathtub? You're really draining my energy!

Why did the hand soap date the face wash? They were a perfect clean!

Why did the toilet go to the party alone? It didn't want anyone to flush its fun!

Why did the toilet attend art class? It wanted to learn how to draw a smile!

Why did the soap go to the mirror? It wanted to reflect on its cleanliness!

What did the bathtub say to the toilet? You're really flushed out!

Why did the toilet seat get mad at the toilet? It couldn't handle the constant dumps!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You smell like crap!

Why did the toilet bring a mat to the bathroom? It wanted a mat to stand on!

What did the toilet paper say to the soap? You're on a roll!

Why did the soap go to the toilet? It heard it was the cleanest place in the house!

What did the sink say to the bathtub? You're really draining me!

Why did the toilet get a plumber? It had a leaky problem!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a fridge? Cool poop!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They couldn't handle the bathroom humor!

What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? You're tearable!

Why did the sink feel happy? It was basin' in sunshine!