What did one sock say to the other sock? I'm really tired of your dirty laundry.

Why did the germ skip school? It felt too contagious.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's work together to flush out the problem.

How does a penguin clean its house? It flippers it over.

Why did the hand sanitizer go to therapy? It had some unresolved issues.

What kind of fruit do plumbers avoid? Leaks.

Why did the tissue paper go to the party? Because it heard they were handing out tissues.

Why did the toilet paper break up with the paper towels? It thought they were too absorbent.

Why did the germ feel lonely? Because it couldn't find a bacterium friend!

Why did the stomach go to the party? It wanted to show off its abs!

Why did the toilet paper bring a knife? In case of emergency number 2s!

Why did the toilet paper go to work? To make ends meet.

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A silent room.

What do you get when you mix a bathroom with a dog? A toilet retriever.

Why did the germ go to school? So it could be a smart cookie.

Why did the soap get in trouble? It had a dirty mouth.

How do you know if a bathroom is cool? It has a good flush.

What do you call a bathroom at the top of a mountain? The peak-a-loo.

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I'm wiped.

Why did the poop stay in the toilet for so long? It was waiting for the perfect moment.

What do you call it when a bathroom is cold? Brrr-oom.